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Machete

A bloody good time.

The Road

The best picture of the year that nobody will see.

Harshest takes

2 stars and under

The Wolfman

A confusing attempt between homage and reboot with not enough werewolf violence.

PG-13 ½★★★★

Invictus

A very boring history lesson that you could sleep through and still pass the class.

PG ★½★★★

Amelia

The slow boring version of Leonardo DiCaprio's Aviator.

Latest reviews

Machete

A bloody good time.

Going the Distance

Even with stand-out performances from Charlie Day and Justin Long, this "Rom-Com" fails under its lack of on-screen

PG-13 ★★★½★

The Last Exorcism

An almost great horror with a lackluster ending.

Piranha 3-D

Who knew Piranha's and Spring break would be such a good idea?

PG ★★★½★

Alice In Wonderland

A visual treat from Master cliche filmmaker Tim Burton

The Wolfman

A confusing attempt between homage and reboot with not enough werewolf violence.

The Road

The best picture of the year that nobody will see.

PG-13 ½★★★★

Invictus

A very boring history lesson that you could sleep through and still pass the class.

R ★★★½★

Ninja Assassin

This guilty pleasure will entertain anyone who is looking for a fun movie.

PG ★½★★★

Amelia

The slow boring version of Leonardo DiCaprio's Aviator.