Aaron's take on:
Sherlock Holmes | View Trailer |
(3 1/2 out of 5)
While it is quite a bit of fun, it suffers from the limits of Sherlock Holmes tales.

- Release Date: Dec 25, 2009
- Rated PG-13 some violence and language.
- Who's going to like it: Fans of Ritchie, Downey Jr., and fast-paced action films.
Sherlock
Holmes stories have never been that impressive to me. They always seem to
follow that same formula were something sinisterly supernatural is afoot.
Holmes has always used logic to explain away the paranormal, and always ended
up exposing the other-worldly happenings as parlor tricks and illusions. For
better or worse, Holmes stories always ended exactly the same as ‘Scooby Doo’
mysteries, only without all the wacky hijinks.
The
Holmes I remember as a kid reading “Hound of the Baskervilles,” was that of a
reserved, soft spoken man who hid his real thoughts about the case until the
very last possible moment. Here Guy Ritchie and Robert Downey Jr. have created
a Holmes that acts more like a high functioning autistic. In this highly stylized
and super-frantic version of ‘Sherlock Holmes,’ Holmes suffers from over
stimulation, self-loathing, and a dash of extra Downey Jr. cockiness to keep
things entertaining.
Do
you ever remember Holmes taking on attackers with karate moves? Well, after
seeing this film you may never think of the legendary detective the same way
again. Ritche’s Holmes is a neurotic mess of a man, who revels in fighting. No
worries though, because even in the quick-cutting, fast action scenes, we still
get a heavy helping of Holmes’ deductive reasoning on where and when to exactly
strike his opponent.
Holmes
and Watson (Jude Law) find themselves embroiled in a dastardly masterpiece of
crime when Lord Blackwood (Andy Garcia) has gone on a killing spree. Holmes
stops him before he kills his last victim, Blackwood is sent to jail to be
hanged. After his execution Blackwood rises from the grave to bring vengeance
on those that have wronged him.
Again,
if we know anything of original Holmes detective tales we know what must happen
and how Holmes will put it all together with his observation techniques. Since
we know what to expect, it’s how it is portrayed that is the real treat here.
Downey Jr.’s slightly off-center portrayal of Holmes is a fantastic little
piece of acting. Holmes and Watson bicker like an old married couple, instead
of the well put together duo that I remember when I was a kid.
Ritchie
has definitely given the legendary story a facelift for a new century, and it
works to a degree, although the Holmes story has always been encumbered by its
own formula.
Even
though this is a departure from Ritchie and his normal hip gangster fare, you
can still feel his directorial influence felt within. The action scenes are cut
with nauseating speed, lingering on a shot no longer than a second. It’s a good
thing that we see slow motion how-to videos right before the actual beatings
take place or we wouldn’t know what was going on at all. The dialogue here is
just as fast-paced, and at times, just as hard to understand. Downey Jr. and
Law deliver their lines with such velocity and ferocity that it’s easy to miss
lines here and there. The writing, though, contains that all too familiar
Ritchie wit that populates his other films.
This
Sherlock Holmes isn’t the one you remember from your younger days. It is a new
(some may say improved) Holmes with more of a penchant for fighting than for
solving riddles. It’s a fun ride, but ultimately doesn’t amount to much more
than a hyper-stylized ‘Scooby Doo’ ghostly mystery.


